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Radio:
Hey Little Cutie
Specialty, Pop, Outcast, Ween

Free To Fly
Hit single for female pop artist, Jessica Simpson, Hillary Duff

Trippin'
For female group, TLC, Destiny's Child,   Pussycat Dolls

Till The Weatherman Frowns
R&B, urban groove, Fugees, Black Eyed Peas

Specialty:
Karamu
(The Kwanzaa Song)
Specialty, Holiday, Urban, Children

Children's Music:
Home On The Range
Children performed version of this public domain classic.

More....

Rock:
Goodbye Goodtyme
Power ballad, Euro Rock,
Big Guitars, 80s/90s

Little Sister
Power Rock, Blues Rock

I Want I Am
Modern Rock, Rob Thomas, Fall Out Boy, Good Charlotte

So Far Gone
Modern Rock

Nasty Man
Arena Rock, Live, Encore
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She Likes It
Blatant 3 chord kiddie ipod power rocker

Boys To The Left
A chorus that you just can't help singing out loud

More....

Hello again, and I really hope that all is well with you and yours, and that things are looking upward and onward for you......or at least that you're feeling fairly good !

OK ... so I'll admit it ... I'm in a bit of a wacky mood this month...

Did you know that there is very interesting Science out there involved with the way that people listen to music? Usually you get hooked on the rhythm of a song first, then the patterns of the melody .... and then  finally the lyric.

But, you know what? -- The heck with the Science for now.....

For now let's stick with wacky...Save the science for another day...

Sit back and check out  the Award Winning <wink, wink> lyric excerpts below. They should provide a bit of a giggle for you, and as for my favorite award below: Best Lyrical Contemplation, Post Night Of Heavy Drinking,Male Vocal 

There's a link to the full lyric sheet for each song, plus a link to the full length music too.

It's always my pleasure, and my privilege to be amongst you

Toodles.......

Joe Kirsch

Best Blow-Off Lyric In A Single Verse, Male R&B Vocal SONG: 'Till The Weatherman Frowns Summer's been like a ballpark day. Now winter wind's bringing Hallmark days. You're fine, we rhyme We had a good time But I ain't no Valentine! Lyric - Listen	Best Poetic Reference To Street Flirting, Pre Mid-Life Crisis, Male Vocal SONG: Hey Little Cutie Tails waggin' like a pups behind Puts scallywaggin' on my mind. I'm Crusin' In The Hummer Checkin' Out Your Plate Number. Lyric - Listen
Best Poetic Reference to Blue Balls, The Acne Years Male Vocal SONG: Goodbye, Goodtyme There were times of yearning For sacred virgins who sat there burning, But never let you Lyric - Listen	Best Lyrical Introduction For A Reality Show Talent Contest, Female Vocal SONG: Free To Fly Angels on my shoulder Guiding shadows of my life. I can't believe I'm Here With You Tonight. Special places, special faces Soaked in my soul like rain. And I Just Want To Thank You Once Again. Lyric - Listen
Best Lyrical Contemplation, Post Night Of Heavy Drinking, Male Vocal  SONG: Another Day Finders, keepers, losers, weepers I've loved them all.  Icers, reefers, sluts, and teasers, Vegetables. Lyric - Listen	Best Blow-Off Lyric In A Single Bridge, Female Pop Vocal SONG: Trippin Lately, maybe you're shattered Or maybe you're flattered by impossibility's And baby, that pitter-patter Is from a heart you'll never find. And that mess up in your mind Is just fantasy. Between you and me You stand a better chance of uppin' and flying. Lyric - Listen
Best Abuse Of Iteration SONG: Hey Little Cutie You make me feel like a Boy in a Beema In a Benzi store Lyric - Listen	Best Lyric For Surprise Bed Mate On A Really Cozy Morning SONG: Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep So here's to toast and marmalade And morning movies, and rainy days with you. Lyric -   Listen
Best Depression Composition, Teen Female Vocal or Duet or Trio or Quartet SONG: So Far Gone In her contemplation She wanders wild. And the rain that falls Sings songs of self. In her desperation She comes undone. She toasts her shame As she calls his name. Lyric - Listen	Best Historical Reference, 1960's - 2000's SONG: I want I Am I was there when the moon was manned When the world was sad as John Saluted Dad. I was there when the Pope was grave And the whole world prayed As God saluted a man Lyric - Listen
Best Lyrical Ode To A Freaky Williamsburg Brooklyn Bar Chick SONG: Hold Me She was only seventeen. She got naked at a wine and cheese Looked up at the ceiling and said The stars are out tonight. Lyric - Listen	The 1st Annual Struggling Songwriter Lyric Awards

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JOE KIRSCH CATALOG
ON-LINE

All songs are written by Joe Kirsch. They are in the MP3 format, full length versions, and vary in production. The songs are performed by various artists.

AC: Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep A very likely one-hit-wonder ala Seasons In The Sun or Alone Again Nat-ur-ally. Carnival Of Love Dramatic AC ballad with a so sad chorus Makes Me Feel Good Inside Sappy hand holding on a summer day piano ballad Hold Me Deep teenage life tune. Will make for a really cool Irish bar band song with tin whistle, and hand drum. She's Runnin' Lost love Country tune with high tech cel phone ending

Covers: Wildflower Outstanding lead and backing vocal & music version of this Skylark classic ballad What A Difference A Day Makes Very 70s Disco male vocal group & band perform this classic cover More....

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