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• Individually, hand-sculptured in the artist's studio in New York, the art capital of the world.
• Includes artist signed, and dated, hand numbered Certificate of Authenticity card.
• Each hand-crafted, one-of-a-kind, polymer Pet Dick is approximately palm size.
• Includes ventilated "Pet Dick carrier and Spanish Moss bedding".
• Includes "You Don't Know Dick", Kindness & Care instructions.
  
  
  

This Individually, hand-crafted Polymer sculpture was designed and created in the art capital of the world, Williamsburg, New York. Because each and every Pet Dick is hand sculptured by the artist, in the artist's studio, they qualify as a one-of-a-kind creation.

The skillful hands of the artist painstakingly massage their Dick from the limp, flaccid state of the raw Polymer material. Gently rubbing and texturing the shaft, head, and balls, while preparing to get the Dick hot and hard. During the bake-off, the artist keeps a watchful eye as to not get the Dick too hot, too fast. Finally, the moment of satisfaction as the artist takes their Dick out. Sometimes gently blowing the Dick with their mouth to get it to its final state of hardness.

There has been many-a-time when the artist got so close to their little Dicks that they just wouldn't let go. However, in the interest and true spirit of contributing Dick to the world, they soon agree to part company with their Dicks. Their satisfaction is evident in their own testimonials:

"It's a wonderful feeling to see the expression on their faces
when you take your Dick out in front of a stranger."

"I love my job because I get to do Dick all day."

"After a long day of rubbing, and twisting,
there's nothing like the feel of
a hard Dick in your hand."

Individually, hand-sculptured in the artist's studio in New York, the art capital of the world and Includes
"You Don't Know Dick", Kindness & Care instructions.

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