|  I tried to raise some souls at the cabaret
 Down by the river, hips sippin bordelet.
 Not my cup but my camel was dry.
 I made some troll in a reverie A dream diva, lips like cabarnet
 And a bum like a bottle of wine.
 Line 'em up, lets have a good time.
 CHORUSTequila, Corona, Sambuca
 Martini, Mojito, Mimosa
 Palinka, Bacardi, Kahlua
 She had a kamikaze Cadillac
 She played Stones like reveille Juke box jocks just a shot away
 From a blitz that would blind a good eye.
 Three clayed gnomes and a referee A soul sister, tripped like a trebuchet
 Saddled up for one helluva ride
 CHORUSTequila, Corona, Sambuca
 Martini, Mojito, Mimosa
 Palinka, Bacardi, Kahlua
 She had a kamikaze Cadillac
 Solo  BRIDGEMo' funky than a barrel full-a-monkey's
 And the ladies just don't care
 The clock's 'tockin
 Shoot 'em if ya got 'em
 It's a high time I down my beer
 And get on outta here
 It's all just "cristal" clear
 Shiftin' gears in a kamikaze Cadillac
 Outro.... |