I tried to raise some souls at the cabaret
Down by the river, hips’ sippin’ bordelet.
Not my cup but my camel was dry.

I made some troll in a reverie
A dream diva, lips like cabarnet
And a bum like a bottle of wine.
Line 'em up, let’s have a good time.

CHORUS
Tequila, Corona, Sambuca
Martini, Mojito, Mimosa
Palinka, Bacardi, Kahlua
She had a kamikaze Cadillac

She played Stones like reveille
Juke box jocks just “a shot away”
From a blitz that would blind a good eye.

Three clayed gnomes and a referee
A soul sister, tripped like a trebuchet
Saddled up for one helluva ride

CHORUS
Tequila, Corona, Sambuca
Martini, Mojito, Mimosa
Palinka, Bacardi, Kahlua
She had a kamikaze Cadillac

Solo

BRIDGE
Mo' funky than a barrel full-a-monkey's
And the ladies just don't care
The clock's 'tockin
Shoot 'em if ya got 'em
It's a high time I down my beer
And get on outta here
It's all just "cristal" clear 
Shiftin' gears in a kamikaze Cadillac

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