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Greenpoint Tornado?
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Republican National Convention
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 Bacon is the alarm clock of
the nostrils
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The 2012 Capozella Commemorative Coin
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Oil change, car wash ...... it all still gets my hormones in a
frenzy
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FaceBook Trends ..... words
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MOON LANDING 50th ANNIVERSARY



THE HEAT IS ON




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SERIES:
...AND IN OTHER NEWS TODAY...
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I knew Google would'nt fo it


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Sometimes you even miss the bad old days
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Lettuce
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McCarren Pool life guard stand
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McCarren Pool accessory
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Operation 11222
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Very Blunt
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God Bless Mmmmmmerica
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Red, White, & Blue GreenPointer
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Real men don't .....
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Whatta Pair !
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Royal GreenPoint
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Is that Osama?
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Good Grief Shopping
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Wascos & FaceBook
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"101+ Words You'll Need
To Survive The Neighborhood"
by Joe Curcio

Ah-Shpet
"101+ Words You'll Need
To Survive The Neighborhood"
by Joe Curcio
Now available at:

$9.99
plus S+H & tax
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Mr Mayor .... Would this be considered Odd or Even?
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Man, is this Morgan Freeman thing a hoax or what?
I just seen dude comin' outta Walkers. Jeeze ..
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Thanksgiving



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Cuz ..you REALLY wanna be holiday kissed?
Try standing under a nice piece of soppressata.

The more you think about, the more you realize that
the holidays is really all about The Clapper & Chia Pets..



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Ah-Shpet
"101+ Words You'll Need
To Survive The Neighborhood"
by Joe Curcio
Now available at:

$9.99
plus S+H & tax
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Forgive me for being a little skeptical
about this whole calendar thing ...
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A New Greenpoint Tradition
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 Our tastes
and preferences certainly do change as we get older.
Women who once found the Keith Partridge or Sal Mineo type
attractive may now prefer a man who keeps his meds
concealed in a decorative toilet paper cozy.
Guys who were once dazzled by girls who doused themselves
in perfume and had a butt that you could bounce a Kennedy-half off of
may now be wooed by a woman who smells like
semolina bread and has an ass resembling a full bag of laundry.
Since what's sexy changes with age, here's my 2017 TOP 10 LIST FOR.....
"THE NEW SEXY OVER 50"
-A balanced diet, a conservative portfolio,
and a moderate urination schedule.
-Having a honey-do list that doesn't include
"pick up FiberCon, a sitz bath, and a sympathy card"
-Being grateful that the only ball to drop on
New Years eve was the one in Times Square.
-Realizing that there's a fine line between being
charming and being "that old guy in the trenchcoat"
-Remembering that you're never too old for sex, yet sensible
enough to realize that perhaps, at the moment, a
cup-a-coffee, and a half-a-bialy is plenty
- Never forgetting that wetting your hair, brushing your teeth,
and putting on cologne does NOT count as taking a shower.
-Developing the skill and dexterity to shake only
a single pill from the bottle or get your foot
through the underwear hole on the very first try.
-Conjuring up enough dignity to pull over and
pretend that you're window shopping when running out
of breath after walking a half a block.
-Being aware that the attractive, middle aged woman who
approached you in the mall asking "if you like it on
top" may just be trying to sell you a mausoleum.
-Budgeting enough discretionary income to replace any unmentionables
that resemble an old lemonade coaster in the front
and the starting line of a drag race in the back.
-Being comfortable enough with yourself to take advantage
of the early bird special, yet still embarrassed enough about
asking the waiter to box up half of it BEFORE you start eating.
-Remembering that breast exams and
the golden goose are no longer
just for foreplay anymore.
-Accepting that some day, wearing a diaper may transition
from fetish to necessity and that "granny sex" is
probably what you've been having lately.
-Still being immature enough to giggle when you
hear the name Regina, and think vagina.
-Having patience and mind enough to count to 10 even
though you can't remember that you've already counted to 15.
PS: For those of you who didn't get the full impact of the
last item... remember that this is
supposed to be a top 10 list.
Thank you for putting up with my immaturity.
You inspire me, and so I hope that in return I can ease your
mind and tickle you with giggle every now and then.
Please have a wonderful, healthy, happy, and incredibly lucky
year ahead. God Bless
Your Friend, always
Joe "Kirsch"
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